Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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