Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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