also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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