you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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