i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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