Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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