So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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