So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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