no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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