Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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