hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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