Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
false alarm. still invincible.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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