How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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