sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
It was like giving head to a cactus.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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