That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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