Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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