The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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