Where did you get a picture of my penis
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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