He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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