I'm going to jail i love you
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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