He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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