she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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