Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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