i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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