I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
your room smells of hookers.
And success
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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