I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
She bit a glass in half.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
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