is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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