I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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