yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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