God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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