jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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