Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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