she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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