the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Who died my cat blue again?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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