How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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