the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Randomize
