News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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