He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
