TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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