Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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