I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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