Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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