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(313): View more from Michigan

"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB

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Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.

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We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.

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(347): View more from New York

apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick

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the rest of him looks just as crooked

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(515): View more from Iowa

once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her

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(559): View more from California

Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.

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