i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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