evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
i out mim tonsoeep
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