Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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