He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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