Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
You ruined the universe
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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