apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
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