Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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