I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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