I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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