they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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