It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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