But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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