But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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