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wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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