the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Randomize
