we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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