last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
you inspire me to be a worse person
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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